10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.