10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow