10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!