10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.