10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters