10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.