10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from