10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves