10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."