10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers