10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is for loners.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword