10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)