10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."