10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."