10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.