10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel