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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Welcome to kicker school
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003