10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."