10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway