10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.