10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.