10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.