10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)