10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson