10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.