10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.