10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.