10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson