10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "All-in, bitches!!!"