10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks