10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer