10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is for loners.