10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-