10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is for loners.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio