10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.