10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A