10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.