10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fold and live to fold again
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT