10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!