10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion