10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson