10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.