10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.