10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown