10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom