10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22