10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)