10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio