10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.