10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer